Dynamic Duo e-mail snippets
When I was in Berea College for my student exchange trip in 2005, I have the chance to work with the most fun loving guy I ever met. Together we became the Dynamic Duo, his alter ego is the Conniving Caucasian and mine is the Malicious Malaysian. After I returned to Malaysia, we lost contact until recently; here is a snippet of our previous e-mail conversation. Personal jokes have been removed because many might not understand what we are yapping about anyways. Just to let all of you understand who is saying what, my code is MM and his is CC. This were the answers he gave me when I told him that I had a list of reasons to believe that he could no longer contact me.
MM: Created cancer causing chicken curry cookbook (it
can happen)
CC: The never proved it caused cancer…. its all LIES!
MM: You are an undercover spy for the FBI and your code
name is Matilda Mayhem. (cute huh?)
CC: HOW DID YOU KNOW?!!?!
MM: You got married and the wife has cut out your
connection with any other female friends you have.
CC: Jimbo and I are very happy together and he doesn’t
mind me having female friends…. its the men he gets
mad about
MM: You have decided that I am a terrorist and
cannot be linked with terrorists.
CC: While you are terrifying it certainly does not mean
I don’t like you.. now stay where you are the nice men
are coming to take you away
MM: Your e-mail address has been hacked because BIG
BROTHER is spying on the Dynamic Duo to see why we are
so dynamic.
CC: They will never understand why we are so dynamic, no
matter how many times they hack my account.
MM: You got so high on the drugs that you were suppose
to sell in the pharmacy and got sent to a rehabilitation
centre where they spray you with cold water in the
morning and give you electric shocks before bed. =P
CC: Maybe
MM: Your job has turned you into a computer illiterate
zombie, forcing you to work, work and work.
CC: While work takes up 50-60 hours a week of my life, I
still play on my computer… I just never look at my
email ><
MM: You got in trouble with the Mafia and are hiding
out in some shack by the swamp
CC: My shack is very homely in my opinion.
MM: You were just simply too busy….
CC: Well I’ll try not to be
It is great to have friends like these. People you know that you can count on for a laugh or two. It is excellent.