The day when Malaysians celebrate the country’s independence, 31st of August…
49 years… and still going.

While many party away, I am at home catching up on paperwork. Why? I am not handling phone calls. Which allows me a lot of time to actually sit down and type.

Well, got to prepare for a meeting tomorrow. See ya…

Haiyo enough is enough la….
It happened two days ago and papers are still reporting on it.
Which had more viewers la…Which show is better la…. even the MPs in the Parliament are talking about it. Heck, I am not shocked if they would come up with a wedding DVD set for the fans.

I was subjected to watch Siti’s wedding because the TV at the mamak stall was showing it. What happened?
Well, just imagine 5 female theater students who are trained in the art of criticism, sitting and watching a media hyped up fairytale wedding. Trust me it is not a pretty sight, seeing us shouting and making remarks on everything from the lighting to the wedding dress.

Speaking of wedding dresses, what’s up with the poofy sleeves and pink and white ensemble? I am not much of a fashion police but I do believe that is a fashion faux pas. Don’t we have good designers at all?? The dress as most of us agreed reminded us of Barbie in Fairytophia. Malaysia’s darling deserves better. And why are the bride’s maids dressed in white? That is the bride’s colour. So many mistakes, that I do not know where to begin…

Despite much hype about the wedding, it fell short to my expectation. Perhaps after all the media coverage I was expecting something of collosal proportion. Something that can rival Trump’s wedding or something. There are sceptics who are betting to see how long this union will last. After all, Erra and Yusry did split after a very high profiled wedding some 3 years ago.

While 6.7 million watched sweet Siti getting hitched, 4.3 million were teary eyed over Ina and Mawi’s ‘reunion’. I do not know how accurate this statistic is. But almost 50% of our population was actually tuning in to watch TV on a Monday night? How bizarre!!! Then according to another survey over 3 million could not make up their mind and were switching between channels.

Give it a rest will ya? It enough seeing Mawi’s mug being plastered all over the place now his ex-fiancee is jumping the bandwagon as well. Then again, why not. I bet the money is good and after all, Malaysia is such a small country, you better make hay while the sun is still shining in Mawiland.

I am not a fan of either. But I was glad I watched the wedding.

Quiz time people!! Enjoy!!
I am not sure how true or accurate this is though. But it has been a while since I did a quiz or test just for fun. To my Tibetan friends, I hope you are not insulted.

Please note that the whole thing was copied off the e-mail from this point onwards.

~ TIBETAN PERSONALITY TEST ~
take your time with this test and you will be amazed. I did this last year when this came around and a spiritual wish I made did happen – in fact all year long.
The Dalai Lama suggests you read it to see if it works for you. Very Interesting.

Just 4 questions and the answers will surprise you.

Be honest and do not cheat by looking up the answers.

The mind is like a parachute, it works best when it is opened. This is fun to do, but you have to follow the instructions very closely. Do not cheat.

MAKE A WISH BEFORE BEGINNING THE TEST!

A warning! Answer the questions as you go along.
There are only 4 questions and if you see them all before finishing, you will not have honest results.

Go down slowly, and complete each exercise as you scroll down.
Don’t look ahead. Get pencil and paper to write your answers as you go along. You will need it at the end. This is an honest questionnaire which will tell you a lot about your true self. Give an answer for each item. The first thing that comes to mind is usually your best answer.
Remember – no one sees this but you.

(1 ) Put the following 5 animals in the order of your preference:

Cow, Tiger, Sheep, Horse, Pig

(2) Write one word that describes each one of the following:

Dog, Cat, Rat, Coffee, Sea.

(3) Think of someone, who also knows you and is important to you, which you can relate them to the following colors. Do not repeat your answer twice. Name just one person for each color:

Yellow, Orange, Red, White, Green.

(4) Finally, write down your favorite number, and your favorite day of the week.

FINISHED? Please be sure that your answers are what you REALLY WANT.

Look at the interpretations below: But first before continuing, REPEAT your wish

ANSWERS:
(1) This will define your priorities in your life.

Cow Signifies CAREER
Tiger Signifies PRIDE
Sheep Signifies LOVE
Horse Signifies FAMILY
Pig Signifies MONEY

(2) Your description of dog implies your own personality.

Your description of cat implies the personality of your partner.

Your description of rat implies the personality of your enemies.

Your description of coffee is how you interpret sex.

Your description of the sea implies your own life.

(3) Yellow: Someone you will never forget

Orange: Someone you consider your true friend

Red: Someone that you really love

White: Your twin soul

Green: Someone that you will remember for the rest of your life
4) You have to send this message to as many persons as your favorite number and your wish will come true on the day that you recorded.

This is what the Dalai Lama has said about the Millennium – just take a few seconds to look it up, read it and think.

Do not put away this message, the mantra will come out from your hands in the next 96 hours. You will have a very pleasant surprise. This is true, even if you are not superstitious.

Please do this. It is fascinating. SEND THIS E- MAIL MANTRA TO AT LEAST FIVE PERSONS AND YOUR LIFE WILL IMPROVE.

0-4 persons: Your life will improve slightly

5-9 persons: Your life will improve to your liking

9-14 persons: You will have at least 5 surprises in the next three weeks

I am currently compiling all the dances that we will be doing on the next Little Penang Street Market.

Check them out and practise OK?

The Hustle is on the 25th August entry.

5,6,7,8 by Steps

Macarena by Los Del Rio

The Ketchup Song by Las Ketchup

Learn these first and I will be back with more. See ya!!

If you don’t feel like dancing just yet.

Read a joke I got from my e-mail.

A drunk man who smelled like beer sat down on a subway next to a priest. The man’s tie was stained, his face was plastered with red lipstick, and a half empty bottle of gin was sticking out of his torn coat pocket.

He opened his newspaper and began reading. After a few minutes the man turned to The priest and asked, “Say Father, what causes arthritis?”

The priest replies, “My son, it’s caused by loose living,
being with cheap, wicked women, too much alcohol, contempt for your fellow man, sleeping around with prostitutes and lack of a bath.”

The drunk muttered in response, “Well, I’ll be damned,”

Then returned to his paper.

The priest, thinking about what he had said, nudged the
man and apologized. “I’m very sorry. I didn’t mean to come on so strong. How long have you had arthritis?”

The drunk answered, “I don’t have it, Father. I was just reading here that the Pope does.”

Life is very interesting when you enter the dating world. I am not sure about others though. But for me, when I am single, I can hardly get a date.

When I am seeing someone, all my ex-boyfriends, crushes or the guys I have casually dated seem to return into my life in some strange coincidence.

Yes, old memories. Some sweet, some bitter. Still memories nonetheless. Was there any temptation to cheat, you ask?

I will be lying if I said No. There is always the nagging question of ‘what if’ when you meet your old flame. But I know my stand and I would not do it. I have been cheated on and trust me the feeling is horrible.

A few months back when H, the gang and I sat and talked about the topic of sex, I thought H was crazy when he asked me about one night stands and whether I would do it. For me, one night stands are alright as long as both parties are single and matured adults. It depends on the individual. I can’t say if I would do it or not because I was never placed in such a situation. A friend interpreted his question as though H was asking me to have one with him. Which I think is the most absurb idea I have ever heard of. H has very interesting taste in women. Basically girls who are the opposite of me. H is attractive no doubt and I have failed to see a girl swoon because of him. Myself included but that was way before he and I became friends.

Recently my ex of two days, P, (yes, we only went steady for two days because I had a terrible shock to find a girl claiming to be his girlfriend, accusing me of trying to steal her man). Apparently he planned to cheat on her with me. Oh, great… Now I was the other woman.

Anyway, he contacted me saying that he wanted to meet up. Me, despite the numerous advice and disapproval of my friends went to see him. I still wanted my answer on why he was being such a jerk. Alas, I did not get it. The only thing I got was him asking us to be together again for just one night. WHAT???? Act as though we are lovers. What an interesting proposal.

This is basically what went down… The sentences have been changed but the message is the same.

P : I missed the old times when we were together. Sweet memories.
A: It is the past.
P : I want to relive our happy times.
A: You are already in a happy relationship, think of your girlfriend.
P : Everytime I close my eyes, I see you.
A: You have a girlfriend.
P : She is not here right now, is she?

I almost flipped. What kind of girl did he take me for??? Plus what kind of girl is the girlfriend to trust him. He has probably been feeding her lies for the past couple of years. This really sounds like good material for a really twisted soap opera.

But why me? Why can’t I have a quiet relationship, without all the drama? Perhaps, P, just wanted a fling. Just like any other regular guy. H told me before that most guys are bastards and will not stay loyal. Even in a relationship, they would want more than one partner.

That is scary. I guess it is true what they say, when the cat is away, the mouse is ready to come out to play.

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