My Soul Mate is GAY…
One of my best mates is gay (though not many people know about it, which will lead to the next thing on this note) and he is not ashamed of it. I mean, why should you be ashamed to be who you really are right? More power to gaydom!!! (If there is even such a word. If not, I just created it so there!)
And NO, there will not be a prize for guessing who I am talking about here.
However, he could also be the reason why I am still single until today. Why is that? Simply because people think we are an item, which I find hilarious. I do not mind actually because I am single and have nothing else better to do than to fill the mind of the mundane and terminally bored folks whose sole purpose in life is to live through the lives of others. Plus, he does make good arm candy. (I could just hear him screaming now, “Oi! I am not your arm candy!�)
Anyway, if you have heard that the best friend a girl can have is a gay guy. It is true. I can testify to that.
This buddy of mine is generally a sweetheart through and through. I bet you he has a heart of caramel gold.
But then again, you do not want to make him angry. You will not like him when he is angry. Kind of reminds me of Gremlins. You know, they can be all soft and cuddly but after they pop out of their slimy cocoons, they become this reptilian like creatures that terrorize you. Alright, I admit I am exaggerating here. The moral of this paragraph is, don’t piss him off.
Now, I strongly believe that there is more than one soul mate for everyone out there. I do not care what other people say but to me; soul mates come in all different races, religion and of course, sexual orientation. They may appear any time in your life. And YES, you can have MORE than one.
So, yes, I am saying that my soul mate is GAY! And I won’t have it any other way…
If you are reading this – I love ya, just the way you are!!! Hugs!!!